A mirror is useless when your eyes are shut.
It doesn't matter how many mirrors you have, if you can't see who's staring right back at you.
It doesn't matter how many mirrors you have, if you can't see who's staring right back at you.
Shower curtains go inside the bathtub.
Preparation is the key to success, they say.
Preparation is the key to success, they say.
Do not place anger on the drain for what is circling it,
when the plug has been in your hand the entire time.
when the plug has been in your hand the entire time.
Air freshener, a window that opens, and a fan are all nice things to have,
but ultimately you still have to flush the toilet.
but ultimately you still have to flush the toilet.
