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My seed stash is officially reaching hoarder status, and I blame it all on companies like Garden Hoard, Baker Creek Seeds, and Seeds Now for dazzling me with their enchanting selections of organic, heirloom, and non-gmo inventory. But, I suppose all things considered, seeds aren't the worst things in the world to be "hoarding," and you're certainly not likely to find a family of dead cat skeletons under my seed collection, so I figure I'm still within a healthy range. I am, however, desperate to get them in the ground. Like, toddler on Christmas Eve all planting season long -- My window sills are already overtaken with the ones I couldn't wait any longer to start, and now I wait for the weather to relax a little since I'm not trying to turn my garden dressed like the Gorton's Fisherman in a monsoon. I know I'm PNW stock, and like a good rainstorm, but even I have my limits, especially when it comes to Spring yard work.
Until it dries up around here, you'll have to excuse me while I fan-girl out a little bit over Garden Hoard. Female owned, and operated, Garden Hoard brings us a decent sized inventory cultivated, and grown on their newly-ish acquired Renegade Acres where they've been able to consolidate their growing operation to one location. What I love most about this business, aside from getting to watch it grow from its infancy (@gardenhoard for those kool kats on ig), is the amount of care, put into every aspect of it. This is a business that wants to grow, and thrive, run by people who really believe in what they're doing -- and that's something I can totally get behind. A lot of seed companies will throw in a free packet of something or another, and that's great (who doesn't love a freebie?), but Katie & Christopher stuff orders with complementary seed sowing, saving, and fact sheets that, if you're a nerd like me, can be tucked straight into your gardening book (gigantic 3-ring binder in my case) creating an excellent little quick reference library. And since they do everything hands-on, personally, it's nice to have pieces of their advice for what has worked for their seeds based on first-hand experience, and not just generic generalizations. I can't sing their praises enough, but if you're looking to put in a garden this year, especially if this is your very first, I definitely think Garden Hoard is worth checking out!
"Leaky gut" is a phrase you've probably heard a lot recently, especially as the syndrome picks up popularity in alternative health circles, and natural publications. The problem is, it doesn't exist, at least, it isn't a diagnosis taught in medical school. This poses quite a problem when trying to find a qualified physician to help you navigate the path of the theory of intestinal permeability. That's what you need to call it, by the way, to be taken remotely seriously by a healthcare professional: Intestinal Permeability.
What's the big deal anyway? What's all the fuss about? Why is everyone obsessed with guts these days? Well, Hippocrates (the Father of Modern Medicine 460-370 BC), himself told us, "All disease begins in the gut," and with recent developments in our understanding of the importance of the human microbiome, as well as the gut-brain connection it seems science is finally making strides to catch up with his teachings. Just think how advanced we could be if mankind didn't have to learn every single lesson the hard way, but I digress. Gut health, if you've done any personal research on the topic already, you've discovered is incredibly important, and when it's compromised even by the smallest of "leaks" the effects are far reaching, and linked (but not limited) to:
Allergies
Asthma
Autoimmune disorders
Bowel problems (probably the most obvious)
Diabetes (II)
Depleted immune function
Eczema (among a whole host of skin conditions)
Female reproductive health complications
Mental health (anxiety, depression, bi-polar, etc.)
Never one to be bowled over by the beauty or even particularly interested in marigolds, I began planting them strictly as borders in my raised garden beds to act as a natural pesticide, and guardian to the other, more tender plants inhabiting the protected interior.
What anyone who's ever grown this little flower possibly most easily recognized for its association with Dia de los Muertos will tell you is how ridiculously easy they are to grow, how prolific the blooms are (they go positively wild with frequent clipping, and proper dead-heading), and how insanely long the growing season is (especially in the mild PNW) -- Last year they were still going strong all the way through mid-November.
Throughout history, the art world has been (g)littered with rivalries ... how far back this goes, I can't even begin to imagine, petroglyphs perhaps? Da Vinci / Michelangelo, Van Gogh / Gauguin, Picasso / now some people would put Matisse here, but I'm going with Modigliani. C'mon, painting over someone else's work? That's a nice bit of drama, just look at the Banksy / King Robbo paint-fracas in which each artist notoriously paints over the other's works. I feel, however, their defacement is on a more playful scale. By trying to one-up each other they push the limits of their respective humor, and creativity, and it's endlessly entertaining for the audience, but there's a new feud in town, and it is the stuff of which petty dreams are made!
Stuart Semple versus Anish Kapoor:
It all started with Surrey NanoSystems' creation of the black-est substance on earth in 2014. According to their website:
Vantablack® is a super-black coating that holds the world record as the darkest man-made substance. So dark, in fact, that it absorbs light to such an extent (99.965% actually) that it renders many 3D objects flat to the human eye.
Promptly expressing interest in using the material for artistic purposes after learning of its existence, Anish Kapoor wasn't ready to stop there. Taking his enthusiasm a bit too far (for many in the art world) Mr. Kapoor aquired the exclusive rights to the substance known as Vantablack® and in doing so prevents anyone else from using it in their artistic endeavors.
Enter Stuart Semple. This absolute legend is having NONE OF IT. Disgusted by the (is this a stretch?) Faustian bargain between Kapoor and NanoSystems -- whose CEO is admittedly a Kapoor fan-boy leaving little wonder to how the artist jumped the queue to being considered for an artistic partnership with the company -- Semple (and his band of mad scientists) began creating his own "est" colors: Pinkest Pink, Greenest Green, Yellowest Yellow, Loveliest Blue, and even the world's glitteriest glitter dubbed "Diamond Dust" all available for sale on his website Culture Hustle, and all of which Anish Kapoor is banned from using until he can learn to play well with others. Upon purchasing from his online store you agree to the terms and conditions of owning the pigments, and media for sale by Semple:
*Note: By adding this product to your cart you onfirm that you are not
Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not
purchasing this item on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish
Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information and belief this paint
will not make it's way into the hands of Anish Kapoor.
But he hasn't stopped there. Last month, Semple released his own version of the blackest black, a two part medium consisting of a matte acrylic Super Base able to hold more pigment than any other acrylic medium available today, and a micronized pigment, Black, also known together as Flattening, Ultra-matte, Artistic, Key-chromer ... or, FU A.K. for short. Did I mention it's also non-toxic, and does not require the laborious methods of applying heat and pressure that is necessary for Vantablack® to perform its magic, and is a lot easier and cheaper to make resulting in a very consumer-friendly 16 GBP price tag? Oh yeah, adding insult to injury, it's also scented ... black cherry, rather fittingly. As if you needed another reason to buy.
Kapoor did, in fact, end up with a pot of Pinkest Pink thanks (allegedly) to London's Lisson Gallery, a crime so heinous, Stuart "No Chill" Semple has insisted on a course of specific, if not deliciously tedious, action (found here) to be followed in order to keep the matter from escalating.
All antics aside, there is a clear winner here: Artists. Thanks to Semple's efforts to clap back at art media monopolies, cronyism, and the enormous egos that rear their ugly heads in the art world, we have a whole new set of pigments (and glitter) in our kits to play and create with (at an affordable price, even!). What could be better than that?
I will, without a doubt, be following the development of this color war now having found my very own petty-soul-twin in Semple. Meanwhile, why don't you grab some supplies and share your creations?
